Nipple Alert

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Lindsay Lohan is buck nekkid in the new issue of New York magazine. The star did a recreation of Marilyn Monroe's last sitting with Bert Stern, in photographs shot by, you guessed it, Bert Stern. Twenty-one year old LL says, "I didn't have to put much thought into it. I mean, Bert Stern? Doing a Marilyn shoot? When is that ever going to come up? It's really an honor." [New York Magazine]

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@REPTILE-DYSFUNCTION: I honestly can't remember if it was you or Algen who said the penis discussions should be off limits or if it was you or her who said "no one wanted to hear them."

And I'll admit that I have no idea how to check it out.

I do know that whomever said the things you and Algen both gave each other high fives for doing so in the comments section.

I also know that it's possible to be a lesbian and have respect for men and their genitals in the same way that it's possible for a gay man to love women and have respect for their lady parts.

And, if you wouldn't be grossed out by a lesiban girl talking about something making her wet then you are pretty much a heterophobe for being grossed out by things that make guys hard.

And yes, there are "lesbian boys." And there are drag kings as well as drag queens. And there are lesbians who like teasing their straight male friends about their boners in the same way that there are straight boys who like teasing their lesbian friends about what girls they get wet for.

So get over yourself.

You have interesting ideas - but you make yourself seem less smart than you are when you brace them with prejudice.