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The Daily Fail reports on an important new trend in plastic surgery: Lobe lifts. Apparently, droopy or wrinkled earlobes is one of the "telltale" signs - along with necks and hands - that a woman is aging. [DailyMail]



My ear piercing drooped so low by the time I was five that it split my earlobe and now it has flaps. Does this mean, by the age of five, I had the earlobes of a 50 year old? I prefer to think of myself as a Wolverine-like mutant: my body healed out a foreign object. I’m fairly certainly, based on this evidence, that if I were shot, I would heal the bullet out pretty quickly.