The plot: while immersing herself in the local culture, Kidman gets thirsty and even the adorable Rubina Ali and Bollywood star Argun Rampal cannot keep her from her beloved Schwepps... we think. One would think producer Ridley Scott and Oscar-nominated director Shekhar Kapur could put together a one-minute soft drink commercial that makes a little more sense.
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This reminded me so much of Baz Luhrmann's awful colonialist-fantasy "Walkabout" ad that I had to double-check that Nicole Kidman wasn't in that one, too.
The hands of a small brown child can save you too, pretty white lady!