[Los Angeles, February 28. Image via AP.]
Embarrassing share. I have had much wine by this time in the evening and I will totally regret this in the a.m., but I have an ex-boyfriend from about 1999 who I still talk to on the phone. Totally hot and awesome guy. But what he remembers most about me is how I used to ROCK THOSE LEGGINGS! They are still a part of his FANTASY LIFE! He keeps asking me if I still wear leggings and I'm all like, ewwww! Hell no! But I am starting to rethink. And trust me, I do not look like what I looked like back then when I, unironically, wore those unflattering items of apparel.... No, no, I'm sure that I looked like a geek then and would look like a super-geek if I trotted those out in public today. But I do still have a couple pairs of leggings for lounging around when drinking a bottle (or two) of merlot. Still, not for public viewing! Bad. Very bad.