Nicki Minaj Unveils Plans to Rule the World

What will the world look like after Nicki Minaj hosts the EMAs? A Whole New World, it seems. In this video promo for her upcoming gig at the 2014 European Music Awards, MTV imagines such a place where Nicki runs everything.

The rapper already has a couple perfumes and a liquor, but in this world Nicki’s become even more of an enterprising capitalist with over a dozen products to her name, which is great for people who like buying things involving Nicki Minaj. Watch it below:

Here are all the ventures mentioned and the likelihood of those happening in real life:

Nicki Minaj money (Unlikely, I think)
Butt-shaped Double Nicki Burger (There’s such a thing as a Ramen burger. Highly probable)
Emojis called E-minajis (Highly probable, and at least we’d get some black ones)
Nicki Minaj book, Starships Were Meant to Fly (Already being written)
Super Minaj Adventures Video Game (Probable)
Key to the World (Unlikely and not a real thing, but would be a cool thing)
Anaconda, the Opera (Probable, and Kanye would produce it)
Cover of Nicki Magazine (Highly probable, but not before Beyonce)
NTV television station (Highly Probable. See: Diddy and J. Lo)
Nicki at Night Talk Show (Probable)
Laundry detergent (Let’s just not)
Nicki Minaj “Shake that Jelly” Jello (Probable)

The MTV EMAs air live from Glasgow on Nov. 9, and it’s a big deal that Nicki is hosting it, considering that hosting gigs are nearly impossible to come by for black women unless you’re Whoopi Goldberg or Queen Latifah.