Next time you're seated next to a breast-feeding mom, try not to get all hot and bothered. Researchers have discovered that breastfeeding women release odors that act as natural aphrodisiacs. The study — which involved childless women sniffing sweat-soaked pads, yeah, seriously, what the fuck — found that women exposed to breastfeeding odors had a 24% increase in sexual desire and 17% increase in sexual fantasies. Know what? It's best not to think about it. Mother Nature is one of those crazy moms that drives you to therapy and booze. [Telegraph]
However, this could explain why a breastfeeding woman recently got kicked off a plane — it wasn't that she was being "indecent," as the flight attendant charged, but that she was getting the other passengers all lusty. Those crazy breasts! What trouble will they cause next?