Above is clip from a Tennessee news channel which ran a report on a woman whose butt-implant surgery yielded less-than-desirable results. It's not clear what exactly went wrong with her new ass, or why she feels the need to keep squishing it upward, because the newscasters are laughing and exclaiming, "Wow!" so much that they don't completely relay the story. After the jump, some analysis.

OK, if you saw this still, with no background story, what would you think it was?

I IM'd a bunch of people randomly and sent them that jpeg and asked them what it remind them of. Someone said a gut, another said, "a guy with a tumor-baby." Someone else said a penis, and another said, "an ugly pregnant belly." It actually reminds me of a nose. Specifically, that of Mr. Magoo's.


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