News At 11: Brad And Angelina's Biblical Bid To Save Humanity

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  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may be buying a $139 million, 240-foot yacht ark. By our calculations, this means Brad's penis is smaller than Rupert Murdoch and Richard Branson's, but bigger than Paul Allen's. [DListed]
  • Wentworth Miller may have a girlfriend. Women weep, gay men laugh. [a href="">JustJared]
  • Katie Couric: Total cougar! [PageSix]
  • Ryan Phillippe continues his divorced-guy, downward spiral. [PageSix]
  • Would someone please bitchslap Naomi Campbell already? [PageSix]
  • CNN is set to pay Anderson Cooper $50 million over the course of 5 years. Okay, Anderson, you can come out of the closet now. [PageSix]
  • Sean Stewart threw his girlfriend out of his Beverly Hills pad, a gesture she'll appreciate the day she realizes what a douchebag he is. [PageSix]

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