It's pretty fucked up to compare former Playboy Playmate Victoria Silvstedt to an innocent gray-haired lady who just happened to be nearby, and call the lady, who is probably someone's grandma, "lumpy." Nice job, New York Post.
Does anyone else ever get afraid of getting older for precisely this reason? Like once you're no longer young and beautiful you just don't matter, and you're not worth anything; it doesn't matter what you've done with your life unless you have the looks to back it up. That woman could have retired from a career in nuclear physics or be a world-class professional musician and it just doesn't count because she isn't young and pretty and sexually available/enticing.