New Glamour Blogger Amanda Carpenter Is Totes Hasselbeck 2.0

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We totally missed the launch of Glamour's awesome political blog "Glamocracy" a few days ago, which is actually okay since I really needed to post something and I'm glad it doesn't have to involve constructing a more complex thought than "yay hate!" You see, they have a multitude of bloggers at Glamocracy, among them a Latina, a black...and a red-haired Hasselbeck! Her name is Amanda Carpenter, and she is not a fan of the poors:

Gains among the Gennifer Flowers set aren't surprising—Hillary has doggedly pitched programs (which are obviously unappealing to a conservative like me) such as universal healthcare, universal paid leave, and even $5,000 "baby bonds" to rally the low-income, uneducated women she enjoys strong support from. Her campaign even has a special name for them: "women with needs." Labels like this make me think Hillary is the woman in "need". As in, she "needs" taxpayer money to give to the women she "needs" votes from.

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Oh, is that how that works? Too bad she never learned from your party how not to be so beholden.

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Annnnnyhow, obviously this bitch is a total cunt, and please don't be offended by that word, not that I care. I would say I don't understand how they convince women to become Republicans, but that would be a lie because I totally do; the plain fact is that some women are totally evil and evil people like becoming Republicans, and I would say that explains this one. I don't, for the record, think that explains Coulter, who is somehow fun for me. No, this chick is just your run of the mill racist pretty Satanist Christian airhead born without the empathy gene, I'm pretty sure, though that could be fun for me too. Whatever! I'll think about it on Monday. TChristIF!

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Rooo sez BISH PLZ

@apathetic.objector: The dirty secret is that she probably is, and that Mummy and Daddy are paying the difference for her trust fund apartment until she "gets on her feet".

When I found out she was from Indiana I figured either Ball State or DePauw.

They really pulled the (gold-filled) ring this time.

And the "super-hotness"? Totes a smokescreen. They're betting on reactions like the one of that guy up there with the hopes that critical thinkers with Y chromosomes won't listen to what she's saying.

And what the hell is wrong with universal paid leave anyway?

Would people who think like this really rather the administration give their taxes to DOD — 'cause unless Milbank Tweed is doing yours, you're gonna pay 'em anyway — to spend on a billion $300 hammers?