New Condom Creates Rise In Wieners, Stock Market

A British condom maker just released a study that shows that its condoms help men get bigger, harder boners and enable them to last longer, news that, in turn, pumped up shares in Futura Medical Plc, the company which specializes in sexual health products. The condom—which is being marketed by Durex—has gel inside it that "dilates the arteries and increases blood flow to the penis." Hmm... this "gel" sounds eerily like Lip Venom! We hope it doesn't burn! But maybe it'll make our lips look sexy after a blow job. [Does anyone give bj's with condoms? -Ed.] But, uh, what about our other lips? Guess we'll have to wait until 2008, when the condoms hit shelves, to find out.

UK's Futura Sees Big Impact From Enlarging Condoms [ABC News]


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