Teasers from One Direction's video for "Steal My Girl" (the song that caused one YouTube commenter to write "OMGGGGGGG IM DIED") have been popping up for weeks now — and from the oddest sources, too. Today, to the thrill of Directioners everywhere, the video was finally released in its entirety. Let me tell you, it is something.

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The video begins with the moppets of One Direction exiting an airstream trailer onto an empty film set in the middle of the desert.

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Soon after, Danny DeVito — playing an eccentric, auteur director — arrives in a convertible along with a lady who is carrying the tiniest umbrella known to man or Borrower.

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"We're about to make the sickest fucking video that any of you have ever experienced in your puny, miserable Simon Cowell-run lives," says Danny DeVito (basically) and shit goes crazy from there.

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Inhibition...

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...is smashed.

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Friendships are made.

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And what's a modern day pop video with out a li'l cultural appropriation?

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Here's where I should add that, one hour after the video's release, I received an urgent Gchat from Jezebel alumna Dodai Stewart. "I was just watching the One D video and alarmed by harry's hair," she she said, possibly in a panic.

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That hair:

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Do we know what's going on here? Can we know what's going on here? Does Harry Styles maybe want to hang out with me sometime? "Steal My Girl" has presented a lot of questions and very few answers.

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