Neurotic Cat Channels Fiction MFA Students Everywhere

As she watches her sparse, elegant thesis emerge from the unforgiving mouth of the Deskjet 5000, Snoogles wonders if her professor will think that her story’s generic. A semi-autobiographical kitten’s catnip-fueled descent into drinking from the toilet and shitting in the shower — how unoriginal is that?

Or is it, just maybe, mayyyyybe, Paris Review material?

Instead of facing the truth, Snoogles decides instead to attack and eat the paper and fall down. Derp! [via Friskies]