One of the things to look forward to in 2012? The release of Naomi Wolf's Vagina: A Biography. Hopefully we'll learn all about Vagina's childhood, where she went to school, the key to her success, and how she met Penis.
Paris in the 20s was marvelous. Lights, art, and everything beautiful. I wanted to go dance on the promenade. Stay up and smoke with the bohemians inhabiting the slums together. I wanted to write poetry and speak freely. Paris was a city of opportunity and wonder wherever I went. But alas, I was but vagina. Hidden most of the day, exposed only when my owner deemed it appropriate. Paris whispered freedom, but I could not hear.