Naomi Wolf's Vagina Will Tell All This Year

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One of the things to look forward to in 2012? The release of Naomi Wolf's Vagina: A Biography. Hopefully we'll learn all about Vagina's childhood, where she went to school, the key to her success, and how she met Penis.

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Paris in the 20s was marvelous. Lights, art, and everything beautiful. I wanted to go dance on the promenade. Stay up and smoke with the bohemians inhabiting the slums together. I wanted to write poetry and speak freely. Paris was a city of opportunity and wonder wherever I went. But alas, I was but vagina. Hidden most of the day, exposed only when my owner deemed it appropriate. Paris whispered freedom, but I could not hear.