Naomi Campbell Is Guilty As Charged

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  • Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to kicking and spitting at police officers after screaming foul words at a British Airways employee. Naomi was heard on the phone saying: "They have lost my fucking bags, get me another flight, get the press, get me my lawyer." What? Like you don't say that all the time. Please. [The Sun]
  • Didja hear? Jamie Lynn Spears squeezed out a daughter named Maddie Briann yesterday. Good luck, kid! Er, kids. [E!]
  • Not that you needed to know this but: JLS didn't have a C-section. [ET]
  • Casey Aldridge was so nervous the first time he held his new daughter — birthed by girlfriend Jamie Lynn Spears — that he said he was afraid he's drop her. Aw. [TMZ]
  • "[Jamie Lynn] is awfully young to be a momma, but that's what they make [grandmothers] for. They have to help. That's the way it is with our circle of friends." —JLS's distant cousin Margie Busby. [People]
  • Britney might move back to Louisiana. [Us]
  • Snoop Dogg's new country video is out! "Country music is the most underrated music in the world," Snoop, who dedicates the song to Johnny Cash, says. "It always has the test of time, it's great, it's heartfelt, and it touches people no matter what color they are or where they're from." [People]
  • Amy Winehouse is still in the hospital. [People]
  • Tom Cruise is introducing David Beckham and Will Smith to fencing. Or, as this paper notes, they play with their swords together. [Mirror]
  • Would you look at Will Smith's son, Jaden, 9, surrounded by blondes? [E!]
  • Rhys Ifans is "heartbroken" after his split with Sienna Miller, which is why he got loaded and threw a beer bottle at photographers. Or maybe they were harassing him. [The Sun]
  • Holy crap! After 14 years, is there a song from the Guns N Roses album, Chinese Democracy? [E!]
  • OMG OMG Match Game is coming back? Seriously, I watch the old episodes on GSN and it is the best thing ever conceived. Drunk celebrities making sexual innuendos and double entendres. Bret Sommers, Richard Dawson, Charles Nelson Reilly. And that skinny mic Gene Rayburn rocks! It's corny, it's genius. Watch this. Or this. Oh! Anyway: Sarah Silverman, Norm MacDonald and Rashida Jones will be on the new version. [ONTD]
  • Katie Holmes's Broadway play is bumping Mario Lopez's Broadway musical from its theater. Are we living in a parallel dimension where such a sentence makes sense? [ONTD]
  • Janice Dickinson: Seen wearing an eyepatch and throwing water on a paparazzi. These TMZ dudes are jerks, huh? They just stalk and harass celebs till something happens and then post the video as "news." [TMZ]
  • If you know who Charlotte Church is, you may care that she is pregnant with her second child. [The Sun]
  • Oh no! The H, A, and N on this Hancock billboard in London were added last. Meaning, for a period of time, the sign read COCK. [The Sun]
  • In Pete Doherty's new YouTube video, he films himself while taking a bath. What? At least he's clean. [The Sun]
  • Molly Sims' dog ate so much sand it had to go to the hospital. [Page Six]
  • Socialite Tinsley Mortimer is apparently too boring to get her own MTV show. [Page Six]
  • Oprah Winfrey's bff Gayle King likes James Frey's new book, ha ha. [Page Six]
  • Twin models walked off the set of Catherine Zeta-Jones's new movie The Rebound because they didn't want to wear skimpy bathing suits, yawn. [Page Six]
  • Is there trouble in paradise for Ivana Trump and her new hubby? He didn't go with her to England's Royal Ascot races or to a slew of parties in Saint-Tropez. What the hell is wrong with him? Hanging with Ivana sounds fun. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Jeremy Piven hit on Megan Fox at a party and promptly struck out. [Page Six]
  • Jay-Z's new glasses are reminiscent of Raj from What's Happening!!. [The.Life Files]



@Khrushchev: Tom also convinced them to make a donation in order to have the honor of painting said fence. That Tom's a crafty one!