Mysterious Creature Takes Nice, Clean Bite Out of Bloomingdale's Model

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Sarah's first catalog shoot was going so well, until one of the fabled invisible land sharks appeared on set and took a giant bit out of her left side. Yes, it hurt, but, ever the professional, she vowed to go on modeling until they got the shot they needed.

Illustration for article titled Mysterious Creature Takes Nice, Clean Bite Out of Bloomingdales Model

Fortunately, upon closer inspection, she discovered she still had a hand attached to her hip. That was something. She could work with that.

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Illustration for article titled Mysterious Creature Takes Nice, Clean Bite Out of Bloomingdales Model

And there was still hope, while the arm was gone, her back was intact. Perhaps she could still find work as a back model.

Eileen Fisher Linen Boxy Top [Bloomingdale's]

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Winterwindz
Winterwindz

You guys! This shirt is so worth 140$! I mean, it doesn't look at all like a paper bag that she cut a hole in and painted red.

Oh excuse me, I need to go pick up my 200$ trashbag dress from the mail.

But actually. This is why I don't online shop. Think about how much wine and food you could buy with that money!