'My Super Sweet Sixteen': Look What My Daddy Did With All That Money He Stole From Those Dumb Investors Edition

You know what? I would not begrudge rich people if they weren't so fucking stupid. This guy collected a few million dollars from people who are probably too rich to feel particularly sorry for, and used it to get his despicable little cunt of a daughter's birthday on My Super Sweet 16, something the SEC is not happy about. I have never actually watched this show; are they all so hateful? Anyway, in this clip the daughter, Ariel, explains what so-called "oil" money can buy you: Gucci, Versace, Coach, a BMW, a helicopter to transport you to the birthday held on your farm because that makes so much sense, the sycophancy of all your classmates while cameras are present, a tailor for your fucking dog, and adamantly not looks. Watch the whole almost-bafflingly wrong thing here. Apparently some of Ariel's daddy's investors might be able to go after MTV for "aiding and abetting" his fraud, but we doubt that will happen because there is no God.

Daddy's Little Fraud [Portfolio]



@Jay-C:Maybe you meant the same one...but if not, worse was the one where the parents surprised the girl with a Lexus on her actual birthday instead of at the party. The girl called her mother stupid, said she had ruined her life, not only that had ruined "everything", didn't want the party anymore, oh and by the way, that wasn't the exact model she wanted. I was so happy when the mother gave it back to the dealer.

Best part? The girl was turning 15 and couldn't drive it for another year anyway...