"My name is Mallory Hagan, Miss America 2013: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" is what Hagan should have said.
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From Wikipedia: "The Miss America Scholarship program, along with its local and state affiliates, is the largest provider of scholarship money to young women in the United States and in the world."
Not sure how I feel about this.