Kids are really good at a few things (being cute, eating candy, shitting pants) — but talking isn't one of them. Watch them suffer through the pain of their first words just to taste the sweet sweet reward of a fun size Kit Kat. Good job, you miniature greedy goobers!
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My daughter's preschool (she's 3, for what it's worth) did trick or treating around the school last week and at first I was like "what the fuck why so early?" Then I noticed that she's got "trick or treat!" And "thank you happy Halloween!" down pat now. Well played, school. Well played.