Well, I mean, what were you THINKING they meant by "foot fetish"? Feather dusters and arch massage? A little light toe-suckling? That scene in Boomerang where Eddie Murphy looks down at that girl's busted pedi and loses his boner? Wherein you're like, "DUDE, so gay, right?" No way it would actually mean FUCKING A FOOT, right?

Pussy Foot [JT's Stockroom via Feministing]