Monday, 11:30am

Choire has made his way into downtown D.C….

Chevron has done full-car buyouts on some Metro trains. It’s like pictures of people and then script that says like: I will leave the car at home more! Ugh. And then in small print: HUMAN ENERGY is a trademakr of chevron intellectual property llc. Heh. But! Then in the stations downtown there’s like pictures of mermaids and aliens holding coal, with no text. This is an awesome campaign about how “clean coal” is a total sham. Which it is! Also? Refill your Metro passes now because OMG, the lines already!