"Modish Slimness Causes A Divorce!"

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Exactly one hundred years ago, the papers reported that a German woman had "defied" the husband who "forbade her to fade away." Instead? She "sacrificed 31 pounds to wear really fashionable gown and lost husband." [WashingtonCityPaper]


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Erin Gloria Ryan

Great Grandfather Mix-A-Lot firmly believed in larger posteriors, and about that fact he could only be honest. He instilled these beliefs in his children, who passed it down to their children, who passed it down to their children, and in 1992 one of his descendants decided to pay homage to Great Grandfather Mix-A-Lot with a killer jam.