Model Agyness Deyn Works Her "Magic" For Neiman Marcus

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The new Neiman Marcus catalog, called "The Book," has just arrived and, not surprisingly, it is an oversized, hefty, 370-page volume of mind-blowingly expensive crap. In the center of the shitstorm is a "story" featuring designer Giorgio Armani and British it-mannequin Agyness Deyn (born: Laura Hollins), who models pieces from Armani's fall collection. After the jump, we bring you the high lowlights.

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They're bonding over their hair.

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If she's such an amazing model, why is she hiding her face?

(Giorgio Armani black dyed rabbit coat with lacquered mosaic hide, $10,500; shoes, $425)

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This is why Agyness makes so much money: she is part robot! No other model can make that claim.

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(Giorgio Armani jacket, $2,725; skirt, $1,825; shoes $655)

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Seriously, it's a good thing you guys paid for a famous "face" to do this shoot.

(Giorgio Armani "Orleans" handbag, $1675)

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Agyness is so versatile! Here she channels Martin Short's seminal character, Ed Grimley.

(Giorgio Armani black resin sunglasses with gray lenses and obsidian detail, $695)

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Do not be fooled: Agyness is not on an intergalactic landscape, dying of malnutrition, this is called a "fashion pose."

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(Giorgio Armani black/lavender ottoman jacket of viscose, nylon and elastic, $3,295; silk gray skirt, $1,295; glass and brass brooches, $850 each)

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DISCUSSION

Let's see her pull a keg out of her uterus if she's so friggin' talented!

Also - what's with all the flats?! As a woman under 5' flats may be comfortable but they are far from flattering. If I could afford an Armani $1300 skirt I certainly would buy a freakin' pair of heels to pair with it!