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Mittens Enjoys His Pancakes with a Sprinkle of Dispassion

Have you ever seen anyone this unmoved by pancakes? Mittens doesn't even seem to be that tickled by the punning restaurant from whence one of his aides-de-camp procured his breakfast treat — Pancakes Eggcetera, which the former Massachusetts governor notes with presidential aplomb is "kind of a play on words." Kind of? There are only two explanations for Mittens' solemn pancake-eating: he's tuckered out from a long, suddenly arduous Republican primary, or he's a cyborg, sent from a future where Barack Obama has led humanity to a stirring victory over sentient machines. Begin pancake-eating sequence now...


[via Buzzfeed]

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Kat Callahan

Yeah, I can't tell either.