Mitt Romney's Song May Stir Our Hearts, But It Does Not Stir Our Loins

Have you ever wondered what it looks like to lose a presidential election in two minutes or less? This video is your answer. The Romneytron-3000 gives this supposedly beautiful song his best shot, but unfortunately his programmers must have made a miscalculation that's left him unable to properly carry a tune. Now that the Mittenator's achilles heel has been discovered, he'll be complete toast when President Obama Al Green challenges him to a sing-off during the first debate.


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Meh, Obama doesn't do it for me. Now, Chester A. Arthur - THERE was a presidental loin-stirrer. If Obama can achieve such glorious mutton chops, I may change my mind about him...