Miss Sixty Flagship Store Opens; Stinks

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Entering the party for the opening of the Miss Sixty flagship store here in New York last night, photographer Nikola Tamindzic and I were immediately overcome by the awful stench of grease, fried food, and rank meat. Cater waiters did their best to move gracefully through the crowds with trays of pigs in a blanket, grilled cheese, and cubes of deep-fried tofu; I saw one girl spit out one of the tofu squares straight into her cocktail napkin — I guess the food tasted as bad as it smelled. Supposedly, Penn Badgley of Gossip Girl fame was supposed to show, but the only brooding, male celebrity I could find was Adrien Brody. There were also lots of young women wearing opaque tights and ankle boots. Oh, and Paper magazine's Mickey Boardman. Gallery of photos begins, below.

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I can smell that shit through my computer! Ok, I'm gonna have to go back to the Star Wars fart names that we came up with a few years ago...Brody can play "Darth Vapor," and that guy from Paper can be "Jabba the Butt." But the gay pointing to his nose can be "Luke Assblower."