You know how you're always saying you could give your kids (who you might not have yet) a better sex talk than the one your parents gave you? Well BuzzFeed put some millennials to the test and the results are...I'm just going to say "they cut your stomach open" is maybe not the best way to describe things.
My sex talk, by the way, was pretty nonexistent. I learned from my parents' Russian language Kama Sutra books or from an art book, or perhaps I always knew because I used to make up these fun stories about "Donna and Vampy" a teenager and a vampire who were in love and also had sex although I don't remember how. Note to self: When giving kids the sex talk, make sure not to mention vampires. Never mention vampires.