Miley Cyrus Goes Undercover for Kimmel to Find Out What People Really Think About Miley Cyrus

On Wednesday, Miley Cyrus stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk up the MTV Video Music Awards, which she’s hosting on Sunday, by going undercover as an Australian news reporter and asking people their thoughts of her. Apparently, the public a) likes Taylor Swift better and b) thinks she’s starving for attention “in her soul.”

The pop singer also wore sparkly pink pasties over her boobs during her chat with Kimmel, as herself, and threw off the host a bit. So disquieted by her titties, Jimmy decided to look at Miley’s wacky headpieces, peppered with eyeballs, instead of her chest.

As Kimmel tried to continue with the “interview,” he asked Miley what her dad Billy Ray Cyrus thinks of her pasties and she said, via Us Weekly:

“My dad’s cool,” the 22-year-old singer insisted. “He’d probably maybe rather I didn’t have my tits out the whole time,” she admitted, “but he’d rather me have my tits out and be a good person, than have my shirt on, and be a bitch. I see a lot of people with their clothes on, and they’re kind of a—holes,” she added. “And I don’t know if it’s the clothes that turn them into a—holes. When you’ve got your tits out people are already kind of judging you. I feel better this way.”