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Sex. Celebrity. Politics. With Teeth

Miley Cyrus Angers Mexico By Desecrating Mexican Flag With Fake Butt

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Miley Cyrus has recently taken to wearing a giant fake butt on stage because of course she has. And, at a recent concert in Mexico, she twerked around gleefully while two backup dancers whipped her on fake butt with a Mexican flag. Government officials are less than pleased with this.

Here's a video of the incident; the prosthetic butt whipping (I am very sad that I had to type that phrase) begins at 2:20:

Mexico has a law in place protecting "national emblems, the flag and the national anthem"; disrespecting the national flag can result in fines and up to 36 hours in jail. Some politicians are saying that Miley's butt-antics constitute such disrespect — at least one has come out accusing her of "desecration" — meaning that the singer and her team may be fined up to $1,200 or detained. Oooooops!

Obviously, I do not think Miley should be jailed over her awful fake butt, but I do think she definitely needs a time out or something. Maybe someone should sit her down and have her read a few think pieces. [Gossip Cop, HuffPo]

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I am never going to cease my mourning over this: Canada's Royal Couple, Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger, might be getting divorced after just one beautiful year of marriage. Whyyyyy, Chavril. Whyyyyyyyyy. [Us]

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  • Behold, Lauren Conrad's "Glamorous. Classic. Simple." wedding dress. I know what you're all thinking: thank goddess this is finally online. [ONTD]
  • Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenacted the Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene :') [E!]
  • Beyoncé responded to the Instagram Photoshop rumors by posting another Instagram, as is Beyoncé's way. [E!]
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  • Paris Hilton's tiny dog has a really nice life. He wiggles a lot. [MTV]