Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth May or May Not Be Married, but They Definitely Had Cake

It looks very much like Miley Cyrus got married to Liam Hemsworth on Sunday night. Either that or Miley just really needed a besuited Liam’s help cutting a two-tiered white cake while simultaneously wearing an off-the-shoulder white gown.

An Instagram story posted on December 23 by surfer Conrad Jack Carr shows the couple cutting the cake, and another features balloons that say “Mr.” and “Mrs.” It also showcases something the internet tells me is a “shotski.” The first post also suggests there may have been little cups full of banana pudding in attendance, which makes the Hemsworth-Cyrus union a fantastic wedding in my book.

Well good for these two!

[People]

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• Four people who will not be opening wrapped parcels of deodorant together are the Princes Mountbatten-Windsor and their respective duchesses. [People]