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Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Engaged, Y’all!

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It's official! You're old. Hannah Montana — aka Miley Cyrus — is set to wed her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. Hopefully sidestepping the tweenage fangirl vitriol that would have come her way if they'd waited much longer and Hemsworth's Hunger Games fame had really taken hold, the pair made things legit on May 31 when he presented his 19-year-old bride with a 3.5-carat diamond ring from Neil Lane. The couple have been dating for three years. "I'm so happy to be engaged and look forward to a life of happiness with Liam," Cyrus told People. Meeting on the set of The Last Song, Hemsworth said he's been in it to win it from the beginning. "What happened happened, and we've been together since," he said. "She makes me really happy. When you start, you want to be professional, but when you're filming those scenes with someone and pretending to love them, you're not human if you don't feel something." [People, Daily Mail]


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You probably spent last night dreaming about adorable piglets chowing down on bowls of delicious oatmeal – and rightfully so – but you woke up in the real world so now it's time to counter that innocent delight with the promotional still from Nadya Suleman first solo porn video. With snippets being steadily released in coming weeks, Suleman says she's "very excited for it to come out" after being coached on how to best masturbate for the cameras by adult star Jessica Drake. "Octomom Nadya Suleman aka OctoMILF explores her sexuality in explicit solo vignettes designed and directed by Brad Armstrong," reads a statement on the Facebook page of Wicked Pictures. Phew, thank god Armstrong is on the case because otherwise this could be considered the exploitation of a woman who once vowed to never do porn before being forced into it in order to feed her 14 children. [NYDN]

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Them's fighting words! They used to be pretty solid but now Jenny McCarthy is accusing her ex Jim Carrey of turning his back on her autistic son, Evan. "I've tried to ask [Jim] numerous times [to see Evan], because my son still asks," she said, adding that she hasn't, you know, asked him directly. "I think that sometimes people need to take a real break from each other. But I still love him. I think you can love people from a distance and respect him. But as a mother, you just hope when you have a relationship with someone, it has nothing to do with the child when you break up." [Us]

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Do you ever feel like you're phoning it in on the starfucker front? Like that laminated collage you made from assorted pictures of teen heartthrobs ripped from the pages of tabloids still isn't enough? Well, now you can wear your stalkeriffic heart on your sleeve, or nails as it were, with this borderline hilarious/terrifying press-on manicure set featuring Robert Pattinson, Joe Jonas, Zac Efron, and Pharrell. If you're careful, you can even get intimate with your favorite stars – which is well worth the 18 dollar price tag. [Refinery 29]

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Sorry y'all, Morrissey is quitting music in two years on account of his increasingly flabby belly – his paraphrased words, not mine. "This is my 30th year, and I've aged a lot recently, which is bit distressing for me, as it must be for everyone," he said. "The body changes shape and there's nothing you can do about it." [Advocate]

  • NYU normally gets all of the celebrities, so Columbia University drama students were doubly surprised when Kim Cattrall wandered into their Shakespearean acting workshop to polish her craft. [Page Six]
  • Jennifer Tilly's Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards dress almost went up in flames. Luckily it was when they were making it. Besides Bound doesn't need her untimely death to make it any more of a revered masterpiece. [Page Six]
  • Lil' Kim has weighed in on Nicki Minaj's Hot 97 feud in a roundabout, ranty way by calling Minaj a fraud. "For those of u who have been brainwashed by the fraud. Let's open our eyes now people," she Tweeted, clearly using the Courtney Love Style Guide. "The clone is not bringing ladies out for the luv. It's strictly because I'm doing it! Love u Team Kim and all my fans across the world… they'll believe one day very soon!!" Though you can barely make sense of it, Kim needs to weigh in on everything from here on in. [NYDN]
  • Elton John concerned trolled/showed he genuinely cares about Lady Gaga by voicing his concern that she's looking too frail. [NYDN]
  • Kanye West isn't above yelling at his fans, which he did when someone tried to steal his shine. [E!]
  • Nikki Reed isn't against seeing a cheeky tit shot of pal Kristen Stewart. [E!]
  • Kim Kardashian narrowly avoided a ten-car pile-up. [Us]
  • Leighton Meester says to watch your back because chances are she's going to fall in love with you. [Us]
  • Beating jail time in his DUI case, Matthew Fox says he'll do some drug and alcohol treatment in its place. [Us]
  • My, my, New York Post columnist John Podhoretz was quite the catty little thing when it came to his coverage of Anna Wintour's appearance in a fundraising video for Barack Obama — showing his impressive journalistic integrity by going after her hair, smile, and accent. "Wearing a hair helmet that makes her look like a Roman centurion with a '20s bob, Wintour attempts what might pass for a smile on the planet Vulcan and intones Britishly," he wrote. Damn her country of birth! Though it's hard to be too indignant about Fox News employee Greg Gutfield's reaction: "I love Mick Jagger's new wig." Bitchy yet solid. [Observer]
  • Cry baby John Mayer says Taylor Swift humiliated him. [Rolling Stone]
  • Kris Humphries has moved on with some new lady friend and TMZ have all but jizzed their pants. [TMZ]
  • Horror writer Clive Barker is being sued by his ex-boyfriend amid claims that the scribe gave him HIV. [TMZ]
  • For the hundredth time, here is Lindsay Lohan's nipple. [INF Daily]
  • There are more reports that John Travolta has long been sticking his dick in his male pilot friend. [Radar]

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