Sorry guys, our go-to newsstand had no issues today, due to the snow! Your regularly scheduled tabloid roundup will appear as soon as possible.
Can we just pretend?
- Jennifer Aniston's empty womb sings sad country song! Unsurprisingly, it performs better than Country Strong.
- Angelina Jolie eats Brad Pitt's head after night of raucous lovemaking in front of the kinds!
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt not speaking to one another! (It is unknown if this has anything to do with Brad being headless.)
- Sarah Palin: VICTIM.
- Katie Holmes does everything wrong — please judge her!
- Pregnant starlet is soooooo fat! We photoshop her head onto Angelina's body, then claim Angelina did it.