Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez went to a Knicks game, where they quickly realized that basketball is an extremely boring sport and spent the rest of their time drinking copiously, smoking e-cigs, taking selfies, and sporadically making out.
Here’s a picture of the pair, with innocent bystanders for context. It’s surely a contender for Best Reaction Face of 2014:
SPORTS ARE SO BORING. Delevingne was apparently stopped by security several times after attempting to get onto the court to take pictures. (More wasted pix here and here.)
In 2006, Rodriguez went to rehab for 30 days after getting arrested for a DUI. [Page Six]
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are on the cover of this month’s Ebony. They are fully clothed — including shoes — in a pool. (“5 Years and Still on Fire,” reads the cover, which explains why they have to spend so much time submerged in water.) It is honestly the most beautiful image I’ve ever seen. They are the best couple in the world. [The Life Files]
Leonardo DiCaprio went on Ellen and revealed that he survived a shark attack in 2006 — when he was in South Africa filming Blood Diamond,
he went on a diving expedition; somehow, a great white shark ended up
inside the diving cage with him. Leo flattened down on the bottom and
escaped physically unharmed but very afraid of giant sharks (understandably).
In other words: somewhere in the world, some human being’s extreme Titanic fanfiction has come to life. [NY Daily News]
Ke$ha, who just checked into rehab for help with an eating disorder, will reportedly also be seeking help for her drinking habits. Here’s hoping she gets the help she needs and makes a full recovery. [Radar]
- In a surprising upset, Kanye West does NOT want a cyrptocurrency named after him (“Coinye”) and bearing his face upon its virtual surface to exist. [Billboard]
- On the subject of cryptocurrency (fun sentence lead-in for parties), Lily Allen says she was offered a gig in Second Life for “hundreds of thousands” of Bitcoins. She said “AS IF,” as one would. And now Bitcoin has a value of around $1000 per coin. Moral of the story: NEVER SAY NO TO SECOND LIFE AVATARS. [HuffPo]
- It’s ok, Drake, a lot of us don’t “get” Instagram direct either. [Bossip]
- Shia LeBeouf had to send Lars von Trier a dick pic as part of his Nymphomaniac audition. He probably plagiarized Pete Wentz’s from the Internet. [NY Daily News]
- PREVIEW OF STEVIE NICKS ON AMERICAN HORROR STORY. [E!]
- Sarah Jessica Parker says there might be “one last chapter to tell” of Sex and the City. Even after Sex and the City 2: Lawrence of My Labia? (I wish I made up that joke as a cruel dig at the film but it was an actual line in the movie 🙁 ) [E!]
- Someone stole Lindsay Lohan‘s laptop from an airport in China. [NY Daily News]
- Jake Gyllenhaal and his girlfriend of six months have broken up. [NY Daily News]
- Ringo Starr has a cameo in the Powerpuff Girls‘ new special as a “flamboyant mathematician” named… FIBONACCI SEQUINS. [HuffPo]
- You will never guess what high school senior superlative Matthew McConaughey received. (Yes, you will) (it was “Most Handsome). [HuffPo]
- Bigfoot may have been shot and killed. [Perez Hilton]
- Here’s a photo of Alexander Skarsgaard pretending to poop, completely naked, outside in the South Pole. You’re welcome? I don’t know. [Just Jared]
- Jason Biggs made some completely gross jokes about The Bachelor contestants on Twitter. Not only is it disgusting to call women fat and ugly, as he did, but it’s simply not funny and it reveals a simple and uncreative mind. Bad Jason Biggs. [The Hollywood Gossip]
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