Men Who Take Up Too Much Room on the Subway Are Just Saving It for Cats

Finally someone (a literal goddamn genius, I bet!) has figured out why men take up too much room on the subway—because they are saving room for cats! Obviously!

From the devious minds at SavingRoomForCats, we now have a convincing explanation for why this happens. Because Cat Overlords demand spaces to comfortably rest between people’s legs. OF COURSE.

Why didn’t we realize this before? It seems so apparent now.