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Welcome to Megyn Kelly Today, Today, a daily column in which we will share the most memorable things that happened on Megyn Kelly Today every morning until we are no longer able to watch Megyn Kelly Today without feeling like there will be no tomorrow.

  • Megyn Kelly teased today’s episode by saying, in part, “BEWARE THE BOLOGNESE.” (See the Clip of the Day.)
  • Megyn Kelly walked onstage in all white.
  • Megyn Kelly began the episode by discussing the New Yorker’s bombshell report that Harvey Weinstein hired ex-Mossad agents to spy on the women he allegedly harassed.
  • Megyn Kelly said, “As they say, just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean people aren’t out to get you.”
  • Megyn Kelly welcomed Kate Snow and Cynthia McFadden to discuss the issue further.
  • Kate Snow expanded on Harvey Weinstein’s deep involvement in the undercover investigations.
  • Megyn Kelly said, “Where do you find the time to make movies?”
  • The audience laughed.
  • Cynthia McFadden said, “I think the last word should go to Ronan Farrow. What an incredible piece of journalism.”
  • The audience applauded.
  • Megyn Kelly welcomed Marilu Henner and her husband Michael Brown onto the stage to discuss Michael Brown’s battle with bladder and lung cancer.
  • Megyn Kelly said, “Lots of love,” while hugging Michael Brown.
  • Marilu Henner said, “What a happy show! What a happy audience! So color-coordinated and smiley-faced! It’s so nice to be here!”
  • Bobby Finger said, “Relax.”
  • Megyn Kelly said, “I think most people hear lung cancer and think, ‘That’s it.’ Did you have that reaction when you guys got the news?”
  • Michael Brown and Marilu Henner discussed lung cancer for a while.
  • Megyn Kelly revealed Dr. Roy Hearst, an oncologist, in the audience. He discussed Michael’s diagnosis further.
  • Megyn Kelly thanked them all for coming and cut to commercial.
  • Megyn Kelly began today’s installment of Settle For More, about a man named Steve Larosiliere, founder of a “leadership and mentoring program” called STOKED.
  • STOKED helps “under-served teens build confidence through sports” like skateboarding and snowboarding.
  • Steve Larosiliere said, “I just wanna clear the pathway for these kids to do whatever they want.”
  • Megyn Kelly welcomed Steve Larosiliere and two STOKED participants, Natasha Perry Love, Romney Lewis, and another (whose name was never put onscreen), to the stage.
  • Natasha Perry Love said learning to surf helped improve her confidence.
  • Steve Larosiliere said his “main mission” is to get other adults involved in serving the community.
  • Megyn Kelly said “especially in today’s age, when there’s so much awfulness and we close in and you’ve opened up and helped others do so as well. God bless you.”
  • Megyn Kelly cut to commercial.
  • Megyn Kelly returned with a segment called Salute to Service.
  • Megyn Kelly rolled tape of Andy and Ashley Williams, two veterans who invest in real estate and host the new show Flip or Flop: Fort Worth.
  • Andy and Ashley Williams revealed that they prefer to hire veterans.
  • Megyn Kelly played a game called “Faux and Real” in which she had to guess which items were real and which were...faux.
  • Megyn Kelly accurately chose which brick was faux and which was real.
  • Megyn Kelly inaccurately chose which stone was faux and which was real.
  • Megyn Kelly inaccurately chose which shutters were faux wood and which were real wood.
  • Ashley Williams said, “You don’t have to go with the most expensive option. No one’s gonna come up to you and say, ‘Hey, this is not real wood.’”
  • Megyn Kelly said, “And if they do, you just kick them on out of there. This is not a friend to you.”
  • The audience applauded.
  • Bobby Finger imagined being kicked out of Megyn Kelly’s home for noticing her faux wood shutters.
  • Megyn Kelly thanked Andy and Ashley Williams for coming, promoted their new HGTV show, and cut to commercial.
  • Megyn Kelly welcomed some woman named Joy Bauer to discuss “Dining Do’s and Don’ts.” (AKA “Healthy meal options when eating out.”)
  • Joy Bauer said to go to a Chinese restaurant and order beef with broccoli but to substitute the beef with chicken and ask for the broccoli to be steamed not sautéed and to get the sauce on the side.
  • Bobby Finger screamed, “GET OUTTA HERE.”
  • Joy Bauer said to go to an Italian restaurant and to order the chicken parmesan with grilled chicken instead of fried chicken.
  • Bobby Finger screamed, “YOU’RE MAKING EVERY RESTAURANT EMPLOYEE MISERABLE. COOK AT HOME IF YOU HATE MENUS.”
  • Joy Bauer said to go to a Mexican restaurant and order fajitas.
  • Bobby Finger said, “Now that’s solid advice.”
  • Megyn Kelly said, “That is what I get every time I go to Mexican.”
  • Megyn Kelly cut to commercial.
  • Megyn Kelly asked viewers to visit Today.com/MegynToday to get tickets.
  • Megyn Kelly Today ended.

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