Although it certainly raises the question of precisely what kind of roles Megan Fox will get that involve keeping her clothes on, Megan Fox will be keeping her clothes on in movies for awhile so that her baby son Noah doesn't get teased about it when he gets older:
"It changes your perspective about being overly sexual in a film when you have a baby. I'm going to be more cautious about choosing films because I'm already thinking about when he's in school and his friends are going to be showing him my photo shoots with me in a bikini and he's going to be horrified. So that will deter me from making some of the choices I made before."
Regarding her son's Biblical name, Fox says that the "rebellious" phase of her early 20s—during which she didn't care about religion or marriage—has given way to a new embracing of traditional values: "Maybe I've come back full circle."
And, shucks, this would hardly be a new-mom soundbite article without the weight talk! "I only gained 23 pounds when I was pregnant and I'm still 10 pounds heavier but I don't want to kill myself trying to get back into shape because it's not a priority right now. I'm too in love with Noah and I don't want to be away from him. I just want to be home." [Daily Mail]
Ali Lohan acted like a brat at L.A. consignment and vintage shop Wasteland, where in-debt sister Lindsay dispatched her to get rid of some used clothes, shoes and accessories for cash. Apparently Ali was not happy with the consignment rate, screaming: "Thirty dollars for these? They cost $700! This is ridiculous!... These HAVE to be worth more, Lindsay was photographed wearing them, that HAS to add value." Also features an unsubtle allusion to Ali having new breast implants. So there's that. [Radar Online]
Slowly but surely, like the proverbial hare (except two hares, with endless sex appeal, and zillions of dollars), Brangelina inch closer to the altar: At the end of last month, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie sent a stylist to quietly buy wedding rings from L.A. jeweler Neil Lane. Shhh, you guys. Shhhhhhhh. [In Touch]
Aw, mannnn. No picture yet, but Rihanna supposedly got a "Breezy" tattoo to support boyfriend Chris Brown. [MTV UK]
- Because hyperemesis gravidarum often appears in women who are having twins, there is a whole new flurry of speculation surrounding what's in K8 Middleton's womb. [People]
- Demi Moore weirdly petted a stray kitten on her lap throughout a Chanel dinner. [Page Six]
- Lakers player Devin Ebanks is facing a civil suit for sexual assault. [TMZ]
- Claire Danes, currently "incubating," can't wait to get that dang baby out. [Sky News]
- Oh, you know, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, "just doing them." [Daily Mail]
- Go ahead and rule Keira Knightley out of the 50 Shades of Grey adaptation. [Gather]
- Ariel Winter's mom Chrisoula Workman now denies contacting TMZ to leak a nude photo of her older daughter Shanelle Gray in order to cast doubts on Gray's capabilities as guardian of the underage Winter. And a lurrrveley Thanksgiving was had by all. [Ace Showbiz]
- "The weird thing is, I think there's something off about my PH because things smell totally different on me. When you stay at a Four Seasons hotel they have all this Bvlgari stuff and if I use the body wash I smell like pot the rest of the day. It makes no sense. It mixes with my chemistry and I just smell like I have clam-baked all day.'' —Emma Stone! You are perfect. [Contact Music]
- Louis Tomlinson of One Direction got in trouble with the NYPD for hanging out of the sunroof of a car and received a stern warning about road safety. [Express UK]
- Johnny Depp bought a $16 million, 19-room house in Tennessee for himself and Amber Heard. [The Sun]
- Ricky Gervais, usually an awesomely godless and nihilistic entertainer, adorably cried at a London salute to the military. [OK! Magazine]
- Miley Cyrus says that romantic movies make her feel "uncomfortable." [Express UK]
- Basically everyone starved themselves for Les Miserables, more or less. [Us Weekly]
- Nice! Halle Berry has a sweater with the lyrics of the chorus of The Cardigans' "Lovefool" on it. [Us Weekly]
- Anderson Cooper wears one pair of jeans that he washes "maybe" four times a year. [Us Weekly]
- Haha, Tyler Perry's director's chair. [TMZ]
- Gerard Butler's dating a model named Madalina Ghenea. [Page Six]
- Vince Vaughn (a conservative and a staid Ron Paul supporter) will co-produce a reality show for Glenn Beck's GBTV network. [Page Six]