VH1 is serving up another celebrity dating show—Rock of Love. It's just like Flavor of Love, but instead of a contestant pool made up of trashy bitches just trying to get on TV, we're given a contestant pool of trashy bitches just trying to get on Poison front man Bret Michaels. They're like really into him, which makes this show so fucking good. But you don't have to wait for the Sunday night premiere—you can watch the whole first episode on the VSpot right now. Why bother working for these last few hours of the week? Instead, feast your eyes on a, ahem, mature woman named Rodeo; not one, but TWO chicks named Brandi; and Tiffany, a creature who is a cross between Jerri Blank and Geri Halliwell circa 1997 and whose catchphrase is "Don't threaten me with a good time." But if you can't take the time to watch the whole episode right now, watch this clip after the jump of a drunken Tiffany the first night in the house.
Sweet mother of Christ, this looks like the best show ever. Even more disturbing than the drunken, insane Tiffany is the baby-voiced blonde who's almost in tears the whole segment because she's had no "one-on-one" time with the porcine Bret. I am sparking up the bong and watching the whole thing right now.