Fashion Group International of Los Angeles' 'Meet The Designers' at the Standard Hotel was, it must be said, a train-wreck. I wish these designers would show up on Project Runway to hear Michael take on these monstrous getups.

Kathy Ireland hopes to blind us with her golden aura. It's like looking at the sun.

Designer CoCo Johnson: Adele Bloch-Bauer called. She wants her gown back.


Designer Ina Sultani is absolutely right: what this outfit was missing was Karen O gloves.

Aww, Nick Verreos was always one of the most endearing of the Project Runway competitors. Is model Lisa Blades wearing his design?


Josie Maran has forgotten her pants. Or maybe her cat shredded those, too?


Can I admit that I'm totally drawn to model Keri English's melted ice cream-Mrs. Roper special?

Designer Anastasia Fontaine is apparently channeling a five-year-old. Specifically, one of Theresa's daughters from Real Housewives of New Jersey.


See, Trina Turk shows 'em how eccentric designer should be done!


Let's just say: her name is Meghan Fabulous. Her getup is worthy of her name.

Designer Maya Yogev brings us an ugly, a palpable ugly.

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