MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY: Queen Martha Stewart is opening a cafe in Chelsea that will carry the magnificently perfect name: Martha Stewart Cafe.

Martha Stewart Cafe will be located in the Starrett-Lehigh Building which also houses Stewart's company headquarters. There are no details about the decor or what will be served but that's what the nighttime is for—dreaming.

A spokesperson for Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia has revealed that managers and baristas are currently being hired, so if you would like the high honor of possibly being scolded by Martha Stewart for steaming soy milk incorrectly, (AND REALLY WHO WOULDN'T) get on that.