'Maxim' Reader Hits Bottom, Alexyss Tylor Blames Forced Servitude

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Maxim Online's resident sexpert Lindsay has received an interesting and pretty disturbing query from reader "Tra", who complains that "there are times during sex when, if I get it just right, I can feel something in my girlfriend sorta pop when I jam it all the way."


Although we're baffled that Lindsay didn't feel compelled to tell Tra that any sort of "pop" during sex is the exact opposite of "getting it right", she did explain that it may be due to his bumping up against a cervix or ovary [What?! -Ed.]. But seeing that the real victim in this sordid affair — Tra's girlfriend— is obviously getting the short end of the stick (so to speak!) in the situation, we went back to yesterday's video of penis-expert Alexyss Tylor for some advice.

All penises are not created equal. Every man may not know because he may not have a penis to really know how to hit that bottom or lift and hit that bottom and work that middle Don't let every man hit the bottom of your vagina, the root of your vagina...your body remembers it. That woman is being seduced, he's breaking her down man, he's screwing her into submission, he's screwing her into slavery, by using the penis as a weapon to break her ass down and her defenses, you're wide open with a penis up in your vagina man, you don't have no defenses."

Brilliant! This is like The Declaration of Independence, Gettysburg Address, Emancipation Proclamation, civil-rights movement and rough sex all rolled into one!

Easy Sex [MaximOnline]
Earlier: Advice To Consider: Don't Just Let 'Any' Man Hit The Root Of Your Vagina
Related: All Men Are Created Equal [Wikipedia]