This is Paper magazine's new cover. Their last issue, with Kim K, was the #breaktheinternet edition. This issue is definitely going to #breakourpsyches. In three decades of obsessive magazine collecting, I have never seen a cover as scary as this one.
On second thought: Nononononononononononono. Nope. Oh, how we long for the innocent days of the Ass Wars, before this cover came along and ruined our ability to sleep for all eternity.