Marilyn Manson’s Paparazzi-Thwarting Plan Was Probably Way Better in Theory

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Ever have what you think is a really good idea when you're sitting around talking to your friends about your ideas? "Mayhap," you say, pouring yourself another snifter of brandy, "I'll write version of Macbeth that takes place in corporate America. Or I'll get my scuba certification and scour the Caribbean for sunken Spanish galleons. Or I'll scrawl ‘fuck you' on my face so that, when I walk through the airport, the paparazzi's pictures of me will be rendered useless. Useless, I say!"


That's what Marilyn Manson must have said to his friends before actually appearing at LAX with ‘fuck you' written sloppily over his face in a bid to thwart paparazzi from publishing any pictures of him. Of course, the gambit merely attracted a whole lot of attention Manson might not have otherwise received, and it also forced him to apologize to pretty much everyone else in the airport — TSA agents, parents with small children, and calligraphers. Maybe if the words had been a little clearer, his plan wouldn't have looked hasty and half-baked, but, as it was, Manson ended up looking like someone who'd fallen asleep with his shoes on at a party and been summarily drawn upon by someone more concerned with stealth than penmanship. [THR]

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I thought Brad and Angelina weren't getting married until it was legal for all people to marry the (consenting adult) partner of their choice?!

I mean, whatever I don't care, get married if you want - but don't say stupid ass shit like that and not carry on with it. Its like, way to abandon the solidarity ship a-hole! Sorry that not getting married (for some reason) is inconvenient for you personally, but don't make claims that you aren't willing to keep.