Marie Conde, the "bad-ass mama" who chased off three muggers in a subway station on Sunday, has inspired another female bad-ass, Kelly Cutrone — the People's Revolution publicist and faux boss of Lauren Conrad. Using her PR skills, Cutrone quickly gathered up a package of gifts for Conde to reward her bravery, including two Longchamp bags (including one designed by Jeremy Scott), jewelry, a posh spa gift certificate and dinner for two at the Soho Grand Hotel. See, it's always a good thing when bitches work together! [NY Post]
Be more creative! Those gifts are the same gifts you'd give to someone whose dog just got hit by a car. If I were running the show, I'd have given her both kinds of mace (the spray kind and the spikey ball on a chain from olden times kind), fancy running shoes, a Wonder Woman diamond pendant, and a bionic hand.
Aw, but what do I know? I don't have any PR skills.