Last night on Larry King Live, Mariah tried to explain the term "diva." She started out making sense and then, somewhere along the line, cupcakes got involved. Oh, also: she stuck her finger in her cleavage and then smelled it.

Reason #580 that I love her: She tries to be classy by insisting that her fragrance Forever is called a "parfum" instead of a "perfume," and then she goes digging in her cleavage on television.

Mariah on Mariah.

Also, Larry's interviewing skills are questionable.