A gentleman named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop has been arrested in Madison, Wisconsin for โ€” shocker โ€” possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to the AP, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (referring to this gentleman by his surname is extra fun) used to be boring old Jeffrey Drew Wilschke before he legally changed his name in October. The reasons for his name change are unclear, but they may have something to do with drinking a lot and doing drugs, for which he was arrested last week. He was then arrested on Sunday for violating the bail conditions of that arrest by carrying a concealed knife, drug paraphernalia, and weed.


Zopittyboy-Bop-Bop looks surprisingly normal in his mug shot, and even a little apologetic, albeit stoned. Nonetheless, he seems like he probably has some troubles. We hope he gets help before he changes his name to something even longer.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested [AP, via USA Today]