Man, I know that the loom band tutorials I watch late at night tell me that there's no limit to the things I can create with only some picks and a few rubber bands, but Patrick Kavanagh has really rocked my world with the graphic (and colorful) penis cozy he's created for charity. And for about 500 pounds, he'll deliver the thing to YOU.
Kavanagh says the entire thing started off as kind of a joke on Facebook. He got the idea after seeing the daring and eye-searing creations worn by the lads on The Only Way Is Essex and, after posting photos of himself in his signature design (looking good, would totally look at more pictures), he decided to turn the whole thing into a charity venture.
Here's a censored photo of the man in his one-of-a-kind suit: (Don't worry, the other kind is coming too.)
From his Justgiving page:
What started as a bit of Facebook fun suddenly created a bit of a stir and a few people suggested that we host a just giving page for people to make a donation and that enters them into the raffle for Patrick's fantastic loom band creation - any donation gets your name into the hat for the loom band and helps the folks at the Hospice at the same time - so its a win win situation - PLEASE PLEASE, SHARE this page to create as much interest as possible and raise much needed funds for such a worthy cause..... thanks in advance. Patrick will personally deliver (if your local) the loom band.... please state whether you want him to be wearing it or not..............
Wearing. Definitely wearing.
The 41-year-old is not the only one delighted by the fact that his loom band thong is taking off. St. Michael's Hospice in Hastings is also delighted with the forthcoming donation:
Bruni Llovet, head of marketing at St Michael's Hospice, said: 'The hospice is so proud of all the fundraising our supporters do, even the more crazy ones which include abseiling down buildings and walking on fire.'
You can donate by texting LOOM73 and the amount you'd like to give to 70070.
Image via JustGiving