In early March, an unfortunate soul put the pedal to the metal so as to reach his house before pooping his pants. But the fates were not on his side: arrested for speeding, the gentleman was left with no recourse but to take a dump in the police car as he was taken to jail.
According to the Miami Herald, 24-year-old Carlos Adonis Ramos-Erazo “was pulled over for doing 75 mph in a 55 mph zone,” at which point “he told cops he was racing home to use the bathroom.”
Ostensibly desperate, the Florida resident “refused to get out of his car” and continued driving home — “[striking] a deputy’s arm” during his swift departure.
Ramos-Erazo did arrive at his residence in Clermont, but before reaching the sanctuary of the bathroom “was shot with a police Taser.” He was then arrested and taken to jail in the Lake County sheriff’s patrol car, without being given leave to poop beforehand.
So what’s a guy to do? The digestive system, after all, is not beholden to the law. Before reaching the station, Ramos-Erazo both shat and pissed in the backseat of the car.
Nature’s call can be a real nuisance.
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