Keith Griffin claims that his cat is the source of the nearly 1,000 child pornography images police have charged him with possessing. His dog ate his homework, too. [BuzzFeed, WPTV]
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I thought that everyone knows that cats don't care for kiddie porn. They're more into snuff films. Starring them. And a mouse.