Ever wanted to know how to decorate a very real looking and totally NSFW for work cupcake? Well, the good people at Chaos Bakery have put together quite the tutorial for you, from forming the sugary labia to using coconut to represent pubes. Perfect for your kid's next school bake sale.

A good rule of thumb, if you're someone who cares about the trendiness of desserts: once the Naughty Bakers discover it, it's no longer chic. I'm counting down the hours before someone makes boob macaroons.