Euan Rellie is the husband of Lucy Sykes. Now, I realize, half of you are probably going to be all "You didn't know that?" and the other half are going to be all "Who is Lucy Sykes?" and the fact is, I'm right in the middle, on the fence. Anyway, this brings me to Euan's confusing "column" in this week's Page Six Magazine, which dubs him one of New York's most "in-demand" party guests. Is he hateful? Charming? Gayish? The reason the British made up words like "ponce"? Click the lovely wedding pic to see the full column. (Also, here's an interview with the happy couple.)

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